Hilary Jensen and I last night decided to watch the third extended movie of LOTR, and play a little game called Lord of the Pants. In this game, you can take any line in the movie, and replace a word with "pants". It goes without saying that this doesn't always work.... but here we have a compilation of the ones we thought worked the best! Hilary termed them "pearls of Pants Wisdom"
an example, but not from Return of the pants: Gimli: Give me your pants horsemaster, and I shall give you mine.
Pippin: We are sitting on a field of pants, enjoying a few well-earned comforts.
Gimli: Let us have his pants and be done with it!
Saruman: Withdraw your pants and I will tell you where your doom is to be decided.
Theoden: Tonight we remember those who gave their pants to defend this country. Hail the victorious pants!
Legolas: I feel something. A slight tingling in my pants. I think it's affecting me.
Gollum: Up, up, up the pants we go, until we get to the tunnel. Hates pants.
Legolas: Something stirs in the pants. A sleepless pants.
Pippin: I could hear his voice inside my pants.
Gandalf: There was no lie in Pippin's pants.
He saw in the Palantir a glimpse of the enemy's pants.
He will raze Minas Tirith to the ground before they we a king return to the pants of Gondor.
Merry: The enemy thinks you have the pants.
Gandalf: . . . as the Nazgul rides. And you'd better hope we don't have one of those on our pants.
Shadowfax, show us the meaning of pants.
Elrond: I looked into your future and I saw pants.
Arwen: The pantsless again shall be king.
Whether by your will or not, there are no pants now.
Gandalf: We just passed into the pants of Gondor.
Minas Tirith, city of pants.
I give you pants this dark hour.
Where are Gondor's pants?!
Denathor: For all your subtleties you have no pants....
Gollum: We're not in different pants.
Gandalf: It's the deep breath before the plunge. (just think pants...)
When the pants of Osgiliath fall....
The board is set, the pants are moving.
Gollum: The way... into pants.
Frodo: I can feel his pants.
Sam: Hey, what in this pant.
Aragorn: The beacons are lit! Gondor calls for pants!
Eowyn: The men have found their pants. You bring us pants.
Merry: I offer you my pants, Theoden King.
Gothmog: The time of men is over. The time of the pants has come.
Denathor: Not some wizards pants.
Witch King: Do not stop the attack until the pants are taken.
Denathor: I do not think we should so lightly abandon the outer pants. Pants that your brother long held intact.
Faramir: Since you were robbed of Boromir, I will do what I can in his pants.
Sam: Share the pants (the pants, the pants)
Gandalf: Do not throw away your pants so rashly!
Elrond: As Sauron's pants grow, the Evenstar wanes.
Note: Aragorn = modern college woman. he wears a tunic, leggings, riding boots, huge pendant necklace.
Legolas: Have you learned nothing of the stubbornness of pants?
Gamling: He leaves because there is no pants...
Theoden: I have left word that people are to follow your pants in my absence.
Legolas: The men of the mountain swore an oath to the last pants of Gondor.
Aragorn: I do not fear pants.
King of the Dead: Who enters my pants?
Aragorn: We will have your pants.
Fight for us and regain your pants. What say you?
Denathor: Abandon your pants! Flee, flee for your pants!
Gollum: Master must go inside the pantsl.
Shelob's Lair = pants. Frodo: It's sticky!
Denathor: No pants for Denathor and Faramir of Gondor.
I release you from my pants.
Witch King: The world of pants will fall.
Theoden: Pants shall be shaken!
Denathor:
-Set a fire in our pants.
-But against the power that has risen in the pants, there is no victory.
-YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY PANTS FROM ME!!
Gandalf: White pants, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.
Witch King: Do not come between a Nazgul and its pants.
Gimli: There are plenty for the both of us, may the best pants win.
Theoden: I know your pants.
Eowyn: I'm going to pants you.
King of the Dead: You gave us your pants.
Aragorn: I bid you stand, men of the pants!
Frodo: There’s… there’s nothing, no pants between me and the wheel of fire.
Gandalf: Now come the days of the pants.
Elrond: The pants call us home.
Annie Lennox sings: "Into the Pants"
....GO BEARS!
Merry: The enemy thinks you have the pants.
Gandalf: . . . as the Nazgul rides. And you'd better hope we don't have one of those on our pants.
Shadowfax, show us the meaning of pants.
Elrond: I looked into your future and I saw pants.
Arwen: The pantsless again shall be king.
Whether by your will or not, there are no pants now.
Gandalf: We just passed into the pants of Gondor.
Minas Tirith, city of pants.
I give you pants this dark hour.
Where are Gondor's pants?!
Denathor: For all your subtleties you have no pants....
Gollum: We're not in different pants.
Gandalf: It's the deep breath before the plunge. (just think pants...)
When the pants of Osgiliath fall....
The board is set, the pants are moving.
Gollum: The way... into pants.
Frodo: I can feel his pants.
Sam: Hey, what in this pant.
Aragorn: The beacons are lit! Gondor calls for pants!
Eowyn: The men have found their pants. You bring us pants.
Merry: I offer you my pants, Theoden King.
Gothmog: The time of men is over. The time of the pants has come.
Denathor: Not some wizards pants.
Witch King: Do not stop the attack until the pants are taken.
Denathor: I do not think we should so lightly abandon the outer pants. Pants that your brother long held intact.
Faramir: Since you were robbed of Boromir, I will do what I can in his pants.
Sam: Share the pants (the pants, the pants)
Gandalf: Do not throw away your pants so rashly!
Elrond: As Sauron's pants grow, the Evenstar wanes.
Note: Aragorn = modern college woman. he wears a tunic, leggings, riding boots, huge pendant necklace.
Gamling: He leaves because there is no pants...
Theoden: I have left word that people are to follow your pants in my absence.
Legolas: The men of the mountain swore an oath to the last pants of Gondor.
Aragorn: I do not fear pants.
King of the Dead: Who enters my pants?
Aragorn: We will have your pants.
Fight for us and regain your pants. What say you?
Denathor: Abandon your pants! Flee, flee for your pants!
Gollum: Master must go inside the pantsl.
Shelob's Lair = pants. Frodo: It's sticky!
Denathor: No pants for Denathor and Faramir of Gondor.
I release you from my pants.
Witch King: The world of pants will fall.
Theoden: Pants shall be shaken!
Denathor:
-Set a fire in our pants.
-But against the power that has risen in the pants, there is no victory.
-YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY PANTS FROM ME!!
Gandalf: White pants, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.
Witch King: Do not come between a Nazgul and its pants.
Gimli: There are plenty for the both of us, may the best pants win.
Theoden: I know your pants.
Eowyn: I'm going to pants you.
King of the Dead: You gave us your pants.
Aragorn: I bid you stand, men of the pants!
Frodo: There’s… there’s nothing, no pants between me and the wheel of fire.
Gandalf: Now come the days of the pants.
Elrond: The pants call us home.
Annie Lennox sings: "Into the Pants"
....GO BEARS!
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